The Bureaucratic Guide to Procrastination Jokes
Why did the employee bring a ladder to the party? Because he wanted to go higher in his career, but not really, actually he just wanted to procrastinate on the work.
Why did the programmer break up with his girlfriend? Because he was afraid of the complexity of their relationship.
What did the procrastinator put in his coffee? A little bit of "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."
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