Proof of Citizenship

Required Documents

• Passport
• Identification Card
• Birth Certificate

Why Do I Need These Documents?

According to the Ministry of Redundancy, you need these documents to prove your existence, your identity, and your right to exist in the world.

We can't let you do anything without proof, because, you know, we have to make sure you're not a spy, or a robot, or a time-traveling agent of chaos.

So, please, for the love of all that is good and holy, bring us your documents!

What If I Don't Have These Documents?

Well, that's not a problem. We have a special department for people who don't have documents. It's called the "We Don't Have Any Documents Department".

They're like, uh, really good at making up reasons why you don't need documents. And they're really good at making you feel guilty for not having documents.