Form 3456: Declaration of Frootiness

This is an official declaration of frootiness, signed under oath, with a flourish, and a sprinkle of magic fairy dust.

We, the undersigned, hereby declare that we are, in fact, frooty.

1. I have eaten an entire can of fruit loops in one sitting.
2. I have used the phrase "I'm feeling frooty" as a greeting.
3. I have worn a "Frooty McFrootface" t-shirt to work on Tuesdays.

Witnesses: The Great Frooty Wizard of Oz, Frooty McSass.