In accordance with the Bureaucratic Imperative, all citizens are required to submit a minimum of 5 forms, 2 reports, and 1 petition per quarter to the Department of Red Tape. Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to, denial of coffee machine access and forced viewing of our 12 hour video on the importance of proper filing procedures.
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Appendix A: Bureaucratic Jargon Glossary