PROTOCOL POINT 6: BUREAUCRATIC PROCEDURES

Subchapter 1: The Art of Filling Out Form 27-B/6

Subsubchapter 1.1: The Correct Usage of Staple Removers

In accordance with the Bureaucratic Code 456, Section 3, Subsection 2: "All forms shall be filled out in triplicate, with the exception of Form 27-B/6, which shall be filled out in quatruplicate."

• Protocol Point 7: The Importance of Rubber Stamps
• Appendix A: The Bureaucratic Glossary

Subchapter 2: The Art of Procrastination

In accordance with the Bureaucratic Code 456, Section 3, Subsection 3: "All employees are required to spend at least 2 hours per day browsing cat videos on the company intranet."

Subchapter 3: The Art of Red Tape

In accordance with the Bureaucratic Code 456, Section 3, Subsection 4: "All forms shall be printed on 80gsm paper, with a minimum of 12 layers of carbon paper."

Subchapter 4: The Art of Self-Importance

In accordance with the Bureaucratic Code 456, Section 3, Subsection 5: "All employees are required to have at least 3 degrees from the University of Bureaucracy, or equivalent experience in Bureaucratic Studies."

Subchapter 5: The Art of Inefficiency

In accordance with the Bureaucratic Code 456, Section 3, Subsection 6: "All meetings shall last at least 2 hours, with a minimum of 3 coffee breaks and 1 15-minute break for 'creative brainstorming'."