Robodance Cheatsheets

Dance Moves for the Apathetic and the Inept

The art of robodancing is a lost art. A dying breed of humans who still believe in the power of the 2D animated GIF.

Below you will find our comprehensive guide to getting through the day without actually having to move your limbs.

Basic Robodance Moves:

Move Description
The Slop The slop is a fundamental move in robodancing. It's a fluid, flowing motion that involves little to no movement of the upper body.
The Wobble The wobble is a more advanced move that requires some upper body movement, but not too much.
The Shiver The shiver is a move of great finesse and control, but also great risk of face-planting into the wall.
The Stumble The stumble is a move of great comedic potential, but also great potential for injury.

Advanced Robodance Moves:

Move Description
The Flop The flop is an advanced move that requires a great deal of upper body strength, but also great potential for back strain.
The Stomp The stomp is a move of great aggression, but also great potential for noise complaints from your neighbors.

Remember, practice makes perfect, so don't be discouraged if you don't get it right away. And don't worry about getting laughed at - you'll be the one laughing as you effortlessly glide across the dance floor, your limbs stiff and uncoordinated.

For more advanced robodance moves, visit RoboTronics Cheatsheets.