This form is for employees who have been working for more than 5 years without taking a single day off. It's a real thing, we swear.
Fill out this form, attach the required 17 pages of supporting documents, and we'll get back to you within 6-8 business days.
Don't forget to sign in the correct color (we're looking for that perfect shade of red)
Extraordinary Leave of Absence GuidelinesIs it that time already? Don't worry, we've got you covered. This form is for when you've decided that your soul is no longer tied to your desk.
Don't forget to include the optional severance package, or we'll have to send you to the dreaded "Transition Services" department.
Transition Services: Because You Can't Handle the Truth