STALLING TECHNIQUES

Section 2: The Art of Doing Nothing

When it comes to stalling, one must know the classics.

1. The Classic Stall: "I'll get right on it, just a minute."

This timeless technique involves simply saying you're working on it, while secretly browsing cat videos.

2. The Bureaucratic Stall: "I'm waiting on the manager's approval."

This involves pretending to be stuck in a meeting with someone who's actually just not doing anything.

3. The IT Stall: "The server is down."

This involves claiming the computer is broken, while secretly playing Solitaire.