Standard Operating Procedures: A Bureaucratic Guide

Section 1: Filing Folders with Finesse

1. Folders shall be organized alphabetically, with subfolders nested within subfolders.
2. Folders shall never be named after a person, unless that person has a sufficiently impressive mustache.
3. Folders shall be backed up regularly, preferably on Tuesdays.

Section 2: The Art of Meeting Minutes

1. Meetings shall be conducted with the utmost seriousness, even for trivial matters.
2. Agendas shall be distributed 5 minutes prior to each meeting, in triplicate.
3. Minutes shall be taken with a fountain pen, on high-quality paper.

Section 3: The Protocol of Proper PostureSection 4: The Art of Procrastination