Standardized Squirrel Speak

This document outlines the official guidelines for proper squirrel-to-human communication.

Section 1: Basic Squirrel Sounds

• Chirp: used to indicate excitement or interest
• Chatter: used to convey annoyance or frustration
• Tchak: used to signal a potential threat or warning

Section 2: Advanced Squirrel Expressions

• "Squeak-tacular!" - used to express extreme delight
• "Squee-tastic!" - used to describe a particularly tasty nut
• "Squawk-tastic!" - used to express surprise or shock

Section 3: Squirrel Idioms

• "Going nutty for the prophets" - used to express enthusiasm or obsession
• "Squeaking like a maniac" - used to describe rapid, frantic activity
• "Twitching like a leaf" - used to describe fidgeting or restlessness