Standardized Squirrel Speak
This document outlines the official guidelines for proper squirrel-to-human communication.
Section 1: Basic Squirrel Sounds
- Chirp: used to indicate excitement or interest
- Chatter: used to convey annoyance or frustration
- Tchak: used to signal a potential threat or warning
Section 2: Advanced Squirrel Expressions
- "Squeak-tacular!" - used to express extreme delight
- "Squee-tastic!" - used to describe a particularly tasty nut
- "Squawk-tastic!" - used to express surprise or shock
Section 3: Squirrel Idioms
- "Going nutty for the prophets" - used to express enthusiasm or obsession
- "Squeaking like a maniac" - used to describe rapid, frantic activity
- "Twitching like a leaf" - used to describe fidgeting or restlessness
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