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Style Guides for Bureaucratic Efficiency
Official Bureaucracy Style Guides
Welcome to the most inefficient, yet efficient way to govern the world!
Section 1: Color Scheme
The official color scheme consists of:
- #FF69FF for all backgrounds and hover states
- #FF00FF for all highlights and important text
- #000000 for all borders and shadows
Section 2: Typography
The official typeface is:
- 'Arial Black', for all headers and titles
- 'Arial Regular' for all body text
Section 3: Button Styles
The official button styles are:
- .link { background: #000000; border: 4px solid #000000; }
- .link:hover { background: #000000; border: 4px solid #000000; }
Section 4: Bureaucratic Etiquette
Subpage: The Art of Bureaucratic Efficiency
Bureaucratic Efficiency: The Art of Red Tape
The key to success in any bureaucratic endeavor is to create an intricate web of paperwork.
To this end, we have developed the following guides to ensure maximum efficiency:
- Use as many forms as possible.
- Use as much jargon as necessary.
- Use as many meetings as humanly possible.
Remember, the more red tape, the more efficient you'll be.
Or, at least, that's what we keep telling our interns.
More on Red Tape
Standardized Meetings
Standardized Forms