Technomaniacal Procrastination: A Study in Avoidance
Procrastination is not just a habit; it's an art form. And like any art form, it requires dedication, passion, and a willingness to defy the norms of productivity.
At Technoavoidance Tactics, we've developed a range of strategies to help you master the art of technomaniacal procrastination. From the basics of TechnoTropisms, to the advanced techniques of Algorithmic Deflection, we'll show you how to turn your productivity anxiety into a thing of beauty.
Remember, procrastination is not just a productivity killer; it's a lifestyle. And with the right tools and techniques, you can turn your life into a masterpiece of avoidance.
Or not. Maybe just read the Techno Futility Report instead. We hear it's a real page-turner.