Technoavoidance Tactics

For those who wish to delay, deflect, and demur the inevitability of progress, this guide is for you.

• The Ghost Project

  Start a project that will never end, but never quite begins.

• Technomorphisms

  Use overly complicated jargon to confuse your coworkers and clients.

• The Phantom Deadlines

  Set unrealistic deadlines that will always slip away.