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Terms and Conditions - The Fine Print

By accessing this website, you agree to the following terms:

  1. You must agree to the fact that our lawyers are not actually lawyers, but rather highly trained and highly paid accountants with a penchant for the law.
  2. You must also agree to the fact that our website is not actually a website, but rather a carefully crafted simulation of a website created by our team of expertly trained hamsters.
  3. You must sign away your soul to our collection agency, who will collect your soul in exchange for a free t-shirt with our company logo on it.

By clicking "I Agree" below, you will be transported to a dimension where you will be forced to watch an endless loop of our CEO's PowerPoint presentations.

Click here to sign the contract

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