Robotic Grime: The Thesaurus of Futuristic Malice
This is the definitive guide to all things robotic and grime. A grime is a unit of measurement, a unit of chaos, a unit of... well, you get the idea.
Below are listed various entries in the Robotic Grime Thesaurus, each with its own definition and usage examples.
Robotic Grime Entry 1 | Robotic Grime Entry 2 | Robotic Grime Entry 3
Entry 1: Robotic Grime 1 (RG1)
Definition: A robot's tendency to get stuck in a never-ending loop of paperwork, bureaucracy, and existential dread.
Usage Example: "I'm stuck in a loop of robotic grime, I'll never get to the meeting on time."
Entry 2: Robotic Grime 2 (RG2)
Definition: A robotic system's propensity for producing an endless stream of useless, but somehow fascinating, error messages.
Usage Example: "My robotic grime is spiking, I've got a 500 Internal Error: Syntax error: Syntax error: Syntax error..."
Entry 3: Robotic Grime 3 (RG3)
Definition: A robot's inability to understand, let alone respond to, the nuances of human emotions, leading to a series of awkward, yet hilarious, misunderstandings.
Usage Example: "I tried to tell the robotic grime that I was sad, but it just gave me a diagnostic report on my oil levels."