The Staresius of Procrastination

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Evaluating and Adapting

• Strategic Dithering - The art of making decisions by not making decisions
• Creative Stalling - The technique of finding innovative ways to delay the inevitable
• Deliberate Dawdling - The skill of taking an excessive amount of time to deliberate on trivial matters
• Procrastinatory Punting - The art of putting off tasks until the very last minute
• Indignant Dilly-Dallying - The skill of doing nothing while appearing to be doing something

Procrastination is not a disease. It's a lifestyle.