Because adulting is hard, we've put together this comprehensive guide to doing absolutely nothing.
Advanced Procrastination Strategies | Consultant for the Absurd | Definitive Guide to Doodling
Here's the deal, you're stuck in a sea of deadlines and responsibilities, and all you can muster up is a faint cry of "I'm a professional procrastinator!"
Grab a pillow, a blanket, and a bag of chips. You'll need a place to rest your weary head and a way to fuel your procrastination.
Step 2: Find the perfect excuse
Is the cat hair on your shirt really a distraction from your work? Are the clouds outside a constant reminder of the infinite possibilities? Use these as your excuse, and you'll be golden!
Create a fake task, like "Plan a vacation to a remote island." Research the island's best snorkeling spots, and pretend to be on the verge of booking a ticket. This will give you something to focus on... sort of.