The Thesaurus of Procrastination Tools

A collection of tools to help you put off your work until next week.

Procrastination Strategies Procrastination Games

Binge-Watching TV

Watch 12 hours of cat videos to distract yourself from the deadline.

Side effect: You will now be a certified expert on cat behavior.

Papier-Mâché Project

Create intricate paper mache sculptures to fill the space-time vortex.

Side effect: You will now be a master of papier-mâché, but still be behind on your work.

Escape Room Simulator

Build an escape room in your closet to practice your hiding skills.

Side effect: You will now be an expert at hiding from your family.