Technique 21: Extreme Prolongation

For the truly dedicated procrastinator, Technique 21: Extreme Prolongation is the ultimate guide to taking your time to an absurd degree. With this expertly crafted manual, you'll learn how to:

• Turn a 5-minute task into a 5-day marathon
• Convert a 1-hour deadline into a 1-week ultimatum
• Transform a simple decision into a 10-hour debate

Step 1: The Art of Minutiae

Start by finding the most minute detail in any task, no matter how trivial. Focus on that one pixel, that one character, that one atom. The more you obsess over it, the longer you can prolong your work.

Take it to the next level with Technique 22: Micro-Management

Or revisit the fundamentals with Technique 20: The Art of Distraction