The Thesaurus of Procrastination Tools: Because Who Needs Productivity, Anyway?

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Are you tired of being efficient? Do you find yourself yearning for the sweet release of unproductivity? Look no further! Our Thesaurus of Procrastination Tools is here to guide you through the art of doing nothing.

Below, we have listed some of the most advanced techniques for achieving maximum unproductivity. Remember, these are not just tools, but an art form.

Techniques:

• Playing Video Games: The Lost Art of Virtual Reality Procrastination
• Reading Facebook: The Ultimate Procrastination Tool
• Compiling a 3-Hour To-Do List: The Procrastination Masterclass

Remember, the minimalist approach to procrastination is all about embracing the art of doing nothing. Do not be afraid to experiment with our techniques, but always be preparedประก for the consequences.

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Disclaimer: Procrastination can be addictive and may cause irreparable harm to your career, relationships, and overall well-being. Proceed with caution.

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