Squirreling Techniques Manual

5th Edition: Advanced Squirreling Techniques

Warning: The following techniques are highly experimental and may cause permanent damage to your social life, relationships, and productivity.

Chapter 1: The Art of Pretending to Work While Actually Watching Cat Videos

• Squirreling While Multitasking: The Ultimate Time Management Technique
• The Squirreling Matrix: A Guide to Mapping Your Procrastination Patterns
• The Squirreling Paradox: How to Procrastinate Forever Without Actually Getting Nothing Done
• The Squirreling Utopia: A Guide to Creating Your Own Personal Procrastination Sanctuary

Remember, the key to successful squirreling is to have a good excuse ready. Here are some examples of advanced squirreling techniques:

The Squirreling Equation: A Mathematical Formula for Procrastination Success, The Squirreling Algorithm: A Step-by-Step Guide to Procrastination, and The Squirreling Simulator: A Video Game for Procrastination Enthusiasts.