The Bureaucratic Toolbox: Phantom Tasks

A comprehensive collection of tasks that serve no actual purpose.

• Procrastination Matrix

  Fill out this form in triplicate to determine the optimal level of productivity avoidance.

  Procrastination Matrix

• Task Delegation Simulator

  Assign tasks to underling minions and watch as they struggle to fulfill them.

  Task Delegation Simulator

• Meeting Minutes Generator

  Conduct meetings with an endless stream of unnecessary attendees and generate meaningless minutes.

  Meeting Minutes Generator

• Report Filing System

  File reports with an emphasis on creative uses of font styles and excessive page counts.

  Report Filing System