Also known as "Extreme Procrastination by Proxy," this technique involves delegating tasks to others while pretending to be busy with something else.
By assigning subordinates to do your work for you, you can achieve a state of perfect inactivity. Just make sure to provide adequate excuses and blame-shifting strategies.
Subtechnique 4.1: The Art of Misdirection
This involves redirecting the focus of your colleagues or supervisors away from your lack of productivity. Use phrases like "I'm working on it," "I'm just taking a break," or "I'm reorganizing my priorities."
- Subtechnique 4.1.1: The Classic "I've Got a Meeting" Excuse
- Subtechnique 4.1.2: The "My Cat's in Distress" Distraction