Thesaurus of Procrastination Tools
Here you can find an exhaustive list of tools and methods to help you avoid doing actual work.
| Tool | Description |
| Extreme Prolonging | Make a cup of coffee, stare out the window, and wonder if the neighbors are watching. |
| Intentional Distractions | Play with a pen, tap your feet, or practice your "who can touch their nose?" face in the mirror. |
| The Art of Deferring | Tell yourself "just five more minutes," until the sun sets and the workday ends. |
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Remember, the key to mastering the Thesaurus of Procrastination Tools is to never, ever, actually use the tools. That's just not what they're for.