Thesaurus of Procrastination Tools

Here you can find an exhaustive list of tools and methods to help you avoid doing actual work.

Tool Description
Extreme Prolonging Make a cup of coffee, stare out the window, and wonder if the neighbors are watching.
Intentional Distractions Play with a pen, tap your feet, or practice your "who can touch their nose?" face in the mirror.
The Art of Deferring Tell yourself "just five more minutes," until the sun sets and the workday ends.
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Remember, the key to mastering the Thesaurus of Procrastination Tools is to never, ever, actually use the tools. That's just not what they're for.