Thesaurus of Procrastination Tools

Here is the entry for "6", a highly specialized tool for the most extreme procrastinators.

Definition:

A device used to distract oneself with the most irrelevant information possible, allowing for maximum procrastination.

Example Usage:

Example: "I'm just going to look up the 6th definition of 'flumplenax' in the Thesaurus of Procrastination Tools."

Related Terms:

• 7 - A tool used to find the perfect excuse for not doing work.
• 8 - A machine that generates an endless stream of cat videos.
• 9 - A device that simulates the sensation of being stuck in a meeting.

See Also:

• 0 - The ultimate tool for doing nothing.
• 5 - A device used to find the perfect snack.