The Bureaucratic Guide to Getting Absolutely Nowhere

Thesaurus of Procrastination Tools

Welcome to the official Thesaurus of Procrastination Tools, brought to you by the Bureaucracy of Procrastination. Here, you'll find a comprehensive list of the most effective methods for doing nothing.

• To-Do List Generator 3000
• Blank Page Generator 9000
• Infinite Loop Generator Pro
• Bureaucratic Red Tape Generator
• Bureaucratic Committee Generator
• Interminable Report Generator
• Committee Meeting Scheduler
• Eternal Search Results Generator