Bureaucratic Forms

A collection of the most tedious and unnecessary forms you'll ever have to fill out.

Name:

Don't forget to attach your birth certificate, proof of citizenship, and a doctor's note explaining your reason for existing.

Download Form 1 as PDF

Number of Forms Requested:

Please allow up to 6-8 weeks for processing. We'll send you an email with the forms once we've finished reorganizing the paperwork.

Download Form 2 as PDF