Welcome to the Bureaucracy of the Future's Returns Policy

At the Bureaucracy of the Future, we take pride in our return policy. If you're not satisfied, you're not satisfied. But don't worry, we'll still try to make you happy.

Here's the deal. If you return something, we'll give you 30% of the original price back. That's right, 30% of the original price. Not 40, not 50, not 100. Just 30. Because, you know, we're not made of money.

We also have a special "Bureaucratic Fee" of 5% on all returns. That's just our way of saying "thanks for trying, pal".

So, if you want to return something, just follow these simple steps:

1. Find the item you want to return in the "Lost and Found" section of our website.
2. Click on the "Return" button next to the item.
3. Fill out the "Return Form" with your name, address, and reason for return.
4. Attach the item to the bottom of the form and mail it to us.
5. We'll send you the 30% of the original price back, less the 5% Bureaucratic Fee, via snail mail.

That's it. That's our returns policy in a nutshell.

Or, if you'd rather not bother, you could just buy a new one from us. We have a "Buy Again" button right here here.