Welcome, citizen, to the Bureaucratic Loop, where forms are forever and hope is lost. This is the official guide to navigating the infinite cycle of paperwork, red tape, and existential dread that is the hallmark of our great nation's administration.
Step 1: Fill out form 27-B/6 in triplicate, using only the finest quality ink and a steady hand.
Learn more about the intricacies of form 27-B/6
Step 2: Wait patiently for 6-12 months while our team of highly trained and utterly apathetic clerks reviews your application.
Read about the joys of waiting in our waiting room
Step 3: Receive a letter informing you that your application is still pending, but we're working on it, honest.
Learn about the art of interpreting bureaucratic doublespeak
Step 4: Repeat steps 1-3, ad infinitum, until your application is either approved, denied, or lost in the void.
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Remember, citizen: we're working on it. Probably.