Bureaucratic Notification System

**CRITICAL UPDATE**: All citizens are required to report their daily activities to the Bureaucratic Council. Failure to comply will result in penalties, including but not limited to:

1. Reassignment of favorite snack food
2. Revocation of viewing privileges for all cat videos
3. Mandatory attendance at Bureaucratic Reeducation Camp

Notifications are sent to all registered citizens via Automated Reminders and Bureaucratic Schedules.

For any concerns or complaints, please contact Bureaucratic Abuse Reporting.