The Bureaucratic Process: Form 1

Step 1: Fill out form 1-B/6 in triplicate, using only a fine-tipped pen and a strong stomach.

Section A: Personal Data

Please provide the following information, using the correct font and size:

1. Name:

2. Age:

3. Occupation:

Continue to Form 2: More Questions

Section B: Bureaucratic History

Check off the boxes that apply:

Appendix: A List of Reasons to Lie