Subsection B1: Inflated Egos and Petty Grievances

Where the air is thick with self-importance and the coffee is always too weak.

Here, the bureaucratic elite congregate to discuss the finer points of self-aggrandizement and backstabbing.

Current Agenda:

• Today's Meeting: "The Art of Self-Promotion Without Actually Doing Anything Useful"
• Minutes of the Previous Meeting: "Who Forgot to Bring Donuts?"
• Announcements: "New Policy: All Meetings Must Be Conducted in a State of Mild Hypocrisy"

Related Subsections:

• Section A: Where Bureaucratic Red Tape is an Art Form
• Section C: The Secret Life of Middle Management