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Welcome, citizen, to the esteemed Section B2 of our illustrious Bureaucracy.
Here, the intricacies of paperwork are a science. Our agents have been trained in the art of filling out forms with utmost speed and precision.
For your convenience, we have provided the following services:
Or, if you prefer, you may simply initiate the Apocalypse and let our team of highly trained paperwork specialists sort out the mess.
Remember, our services are not responsible for any lost souls or existential dread resulting from excessive paperwork. Proceed with caution and a healthy dose of skepticism.