Welcome to the Red Tape Envy section, where we revel in the joys of unnecessary paperwork!
Red Tape Envy is a condition where the sufferer is obsessed with the intricacies of bureaucratic procedure. Symptoms include:
- Excessive use of jargon and acronyms
- Uncontrollable urge to fill out forms in triplicate
- Delusional belief that the government is actually listening
If you suspect you or someone you know has Red Tape Envy, do not hesitate to seek help.
Section 3b: The Bureaucratic Cycle Section 3c: Formatted for Success