Ministry of Inefficiently-Obtuse Decision Making

Sub-Department of Pointless Red Tape

Here, we have a department that specializes in creating complex, convoluted procedures to slow down even the most mundane tasks.

Our experts will guide you through the 17-page application form, the 3-day waiting period, and the inevitable 2-hour meeting to discuss the meeting.

Sub-Department of Bureaucratic JargonSub-Department of Bureaucratic Jargon

Our team of experts has carefully crafted a list of 37 obscure terms to confuse and intimidate our applicants.

Some examples include:

• Pro forma
• Ex officio
• Per se
• Cum grano salis
• Et al

Don't worry, we'll be happy to explain the meaning of these terms to you... after you've attended our 5-hour seminar on Bureaucratic Jargon 101.

Sub-Department of Redundant Regulations

We've created a system of 27 overlapping regulations that ensure you'll never be able to accomplish anything without filling out at least 3 forms in triplicate.