We are the gatekeepers of the paperwork.
Our mission is to create an endless labyrinth of forms and regulations, ensuring that you, the applicant, will never truly be free.
Section C-4-1: The Department of Red Tape is a subsidiary of Section C, which is itself a subsection of Section B, which is a sub-subsection of Section A, which is a... well, that's just getting too complicated.
Our department is responsible for:
Back to Section C-3: The Ministry of Redundancy
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, proceed to Section C-5: The Bureau of Red Herrings