Course Description:
Our Advanced Red Tape Seminars will teach you the finer points of creating an administrative labyrinth that will confuse and delight your enemies.
Learn how to craft the perfect memo, the art of drafting a policy that defies comprehension, and the subtle art of creating a committee that meets only to deliberate on the meaning of 'yes'.
Our expert instructors will guide you through the following topics:
- Red Tape 101: The basics of bureaucratic jargon
- The Art of the Memo: A masterclass on the perfect form
- Bureaucratic Byzantine Systems: Navigating the labyrinthine waters of committee decision-making
- The Science of Delay: The art of stalling, the art of deferring, the art of never actually doing anything