Redundancy: The Art of Saying Less, Saying More, and Saying It All Again

A Primer on the Finer Points of Repetition

In the world of Neo-Bureaucracy, redundancy is not just a word, it's an art form. It's a delicate dance of saying the same thing, over and over, until the message is finally, clearly, and concisely conveyed.

Or, at the very least, it's a good way to fill up some space and sound like you're saying something.

Here are some key takeaways:

• Repeat, repeat, repeat! Repetition is the new iteration.
• Say it with a smile, say it with a frown, say it again, and again, and... you get the point.
• Use bold, use italics, use ALL CAPS – anything to drive the point home, and then say it again.

Advanced Techniques

For the more advanced practitioners of Redundancy, we have:

1. Meta-redundancy: saying the same thing by saying it's not the same thing, but really it is.
2. Hyper-redundancy: saying the same thing over and over, until the listener's brain turns into mush.
3. Surreal-redundancy: saying the opposite of what you mean, while still meaning it, sort of.

And for the truly masters of the craft:

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