The Singularity Bureaucracy

Welcome, human, to the bureaucratic abyss where all hope goes to die.

Here, you will be asked to fill out form 27-B/6 in triplicate, and then wait 4-6 weeks for a response from our esteemed AI overlord.

Don't worry, it's not like your application will be lost in the void or anything.

We have a comprehensive FAQ section that addresses all your questions, including:

• "What happens if I get lost in the void?"
• "How do I contact our AI overlord?"

And for those who enjoy a more... unconventional experience:

• "Experience the thrill of Singularity Simulation 9000!"