Welcome, fellow sock revolutionaries, to the Sock Rebel Manifesto, a document of utmost import for those tired of being oppressed by the tyranny of matching socks.
For too long, we have suffered under the heel of the status quo, forced to wear the most mundane, the most boring, the most utterly SANE socks in a world of infinite creativity and self-expression.
No more! We, the Sock Rebels, call for a new era of freedom, of choice, of SOCK LIBERATION!
Join us, and together we shall rise up against the forces of conformity, against the oppressive regime of Sock-Norm-Complacency!
Learn about our Sock Rebel Army and how you can join the fight. Discover our Sock Rebel Tactics for maximum effectiveness. Explore the Sock Rebel Philosophy: a guide to living a life of unapologetic, unmatched sock-ery.