Department of Bureaucratic Redundancy

Report 1: The Never-Ending Meeting

We hold 472 meetings per week, each lasting an average of 4 hours and 32 minutes. This is because we are a highly bureaucratic organization.

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Report 2: The Inefficiency of Efficiency Reports

Over the past year, we have spent 345 man-hours creating reports to measure our own efficiency. And, as you can see, it has paid off in spades.

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Report 3: The Bureaucratic Budget

In our never-ending quest for more paperwork, we have allocated $10 million for the coming year. This includes, but is not limited to:

• Meeting room renovations ($500,000)
• Staple remover purchases ($20,000)
• Excessive coffee consumption ($30,000)

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