Minutes of the Galactic Bureaucracy

Minutes from the 300th Meeting of the Galactic Union of Advanced Lifeforms (GUAL)

Meeting Started: 08:00:00 00000000
- Quasar Secretary, Zorvath, called the meeting to order, reminding all present that the GUAL was not, in fact, a union of Advanced Lifeforms, but rather a union of Advanced Bureaucratic Forms.
Item 1: Budget for new spaceship purchases
- The proposed budget for the 300 new spaceships was approved, contingent on a 20% increase in intergalactic tariffs.
Item 2: New policy on planet exploitation
- The GUAL voted to continue the current policy of exploiting all planets with a surface gravity less than 1.2 g, pending further review of the GUAL's own research on the effects of prolonged exposure to low gravity on sentient lifeforms.
Item 3: Union elections
- Quasar Secretary Zorvath announced his candidacy for the position of GUAL Secretary, citing his extensive experience in bureaucratic red tape.
Adjournment of the Meetingประก
- The meeting was adjourned at 09:00:00 00000000, pending further review of the minutes.