Every bureaucratic document shall include at least three instances of the word "furthermore."
Example: "The meeting will be held on Thursday, at 2 PM, furthermore, on Friday, at 3 PM, furthermore, on Saturday, at 10 AM."
All documents and memos shall include a minimum of three technical terms per sentence.
Example: "The synergy between our paradigm shift and the synergy between our paradigm shift and the synergy between our paradigm shift."
All employees shall be addressed as such:
"Director of Interdimensional Synchronization and Co-ordinator of Interdepartmental Synergy."
And so, the bureaucratic machinery grinds on, fueled by the never-ending cycle of Redundancy, Jargon, and Inflated Titles.