Standardization of Bureaucratic Procedures: The Unofficial Guide

Rule 1: Unnecessary Redundancy

Every bureaucratic document shall include at least three instances of the word "furthermore."

Example: "The meeting will be held on Thursday, at 2 PM, furthermore, on Friday, at 3 PM, furthermore, on Saturday, at 10 AM."

Rule 2: Mandatory Use of Jargon

All documents and memos shall include a minimum of three technical terms per sentence.

Example: "The synergy between our paradigm shift and the synergy between our paradigm shift and the synergy between our paradigm shift."

Rule 3: Inflated Titles

All employees shall be addressed as such:

"Director of Interdimensional Synchronization and Co-ordinator of Interdepartmental Synergy."

And so, the bureaucratic machinery grinds on, fueled by the never-ending cycle of Redundancy, Jargon, and Inflated Titles.