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Section 1: The Anatomy of Bureaucratic Red Tape

Bureaucratic Red Tape: A 3-part system consisting of:

  • BRT-1000: The Official Guide to Not Losing Your Mind
  • BRT-2000: The Fine Art of Doing Nothing
  • BRT-3000: The Bureaucratic Machine Learning Algorithm

Section 2: Bureaucratic Machine Learning Algorithm

BMA: A highly advanced algorithm that generates an infinite loop of paperwork.

Section 3: The Fine Art of Doing Nothing

FADN: A highly complex and highly ineffective system of doing nothing, with an emphasis on procrastination and inefficiency.

Section 4: The Bureaucratic Machine Learning Algorithm

BMA: A highly advanced algorithm that generates an infinite loop of paperwork, with an emphasis on generating unnecessary forms and documents.

Continue to Section 5: The Bureaucratic Machine Learning Algorithm: Advanced Topics