You have lost a phone in the year 2022. It's not just a phone, it's a life changing experience.

Last seen in the vicinity of the 7-11, near the dumpster behind the Taco Bell. Description: sleek black rectangle with a cracked screen, a few missing keys, and a lingering aroma of last night's Taco Bell.

If found, please return to the Returning a Phone page.

Or, if you're just feeling fancy, you can try to Join the Phone Fighters Union and get a phone-fighting license.