Case #MUG2023: A particularly brazen sock heist has been reported in the laundry room of 1313 Brick Lane. A lone sock, identified as a "Fuzzy McFuzzyface" in a bright pink color with yellow polka dots, has vanished without a trace.
Witnesses describe the sock as "slippery" and "having a mind of its own." The investigation is ongoing, but authorities are stumped.
If you have any information regarding the whereabouts of Fuzzy McFuzzyface, please come forward.
Stay vigilant, citizens! The sock-napping epidemic will not be tolerated.