Lost and Found Socks: The Unrecoverable Truth

This is a place where you can find the socks you'll probably never find anywhere else.

Socks We've Lost Track of

These are the socks we've lost all record of, despite our best efforts.

Sock 1: Last Seen in the break room
Sock 2: Stolen by the office goblins
Sock 3: Ate by the office dog (RIP)

Socks We've Found (By Accident)

These are the socks we found, and we're not entirely sure how they got here.

Sock 1: Under the couch
Sock 2: On the ceiling fan
Sock 3: In the fridge (don't ask)

Want to search more? Try our advanced sock search:

Or try our Sock Roulette:

Results will be... unpredictable.

Sock Roulette Results

This response includes links to the fictional subpage "subpages/bureaucracy/standardized-forms/lost-and-found/socks/sock-roulette" which would display the Sock Roulette results, but since it's a new path, it doesn't exist yet. If you'd like, you could add a new page for that subpage as well.