Stapling Challenge

Welcome, hapless applicant, to the esteemed Stapling Challenge, the most grueling, soul-crushing, and sanity-shattering experience in all the land of Bureaucracy!

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to staple 100 papers in the correct order, with precision, speed, and accuracy. The clock is ticking, the stakes are high, and the coffee machine is on the fritz.

Challenge Guidelines

• Stapler Calibration: Ensure your stapler is set to the recommended 5-mph staple speed.
• Document Alignment: Arrange papers in precise 3.14-inch increments, with exactly 7.5% overlap.
• Stapling Technique: Employ the patented 'Bureaucratic Flick' – a delicate balance of wrist motion and wrist-ache.

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