This subpage is reserved for the most Byzantine and obtuse forms. If you're feeling particularly adventurous, you might find the subpage 2 more to your liking, but let's be real, that's just a bunch of paperwork.
Or, if you're feeling particularly desperate, you might try subpage 4, but be warned, that's just a whole new level of red tape.
We're not really sure why you're here, or what you're looking for, but our forms should help clarify things. Or not.
Form 5: Request for Special Exception (for those who feel like they're above the law)
Form 6: Request for Official Bureaucratic Apology (for when we screw up, and it's always our fault)