We've got your number, citizen. You've been selected for a random audit. Don't worry, it's just a coincidence. We're not, uh, targeting anyone specifically. Or are we?
Below you'll find our carefully curated list of questions. Please answer them truthfully, or you'll be dealing with our friends from the "Accounting Enforcement Agency".
- Did you report your cat as a dependent?
- Do you have any unreported income from online marketplaces?
- Have you ever used your neighbor's Wi-Fi for personal use?
- Do you have any unexplained wealth discrepancies?
Don't bother trying to bribe us. We have cameras, and we know you're not as sneaky as you think.
Explain your financial situation to our team of highly trained accountants.